Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.
People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.
For Dads there is Fathers Day,
For mothers there is Mothers Day,
For Lovers there is Valentines Day
but for Wankers there is Palm Sunday
I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or anything, but this is the fifth end of the world I've survived.
I don't understand Christians.
They say that gambling is wrong, then bet their entire life on there being a heaven.
An amateur group of Islamic film makers have posted a video on YouTube which mocks Christianity and Jesus Christ.
It is believed to be so offensive that St Peter's church in Shrewsbury have postponed their tea and cake morning until next Wednesday, and Dorothy Green from Margate has written in to Points of view.
When will the madness end?
What do you get if you cross a Jew?
On Yahoo answers I saw: 'What would Jesus do if he were an American citizen today?'
So I wrote:
'Perform the miracle of feeding FIVE people with only 5,000 Loaves and Fishes.'
Erm, so you are asking me not to tell lies...
...by swearing upon the Bible?
I got kicked out of Borders once for moving all the Bibles to the fiction section.