What's a Jew's ultimate dilemma?
My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette's suffering girlfriend for years now.
I always wondered what kept them together.
Then I saw the swear jar.
To help calm my fear of flying, my friend told me that there is more chance of dying from slipping over in the shower than dying in an aeroplane crash.
So I was looking up the statistics on how many people die in showers.
Fuck, they must have had slippery showers during World War II.
What do you get if you cross a Jew?
A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38FF.
The Jew, renowned for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
The Chinese guy buys 25.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the Jew's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38FF bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"
The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200.00 each."