Whos.amung.us Favourites - New Joke - Browse: All or By Category - Random Jokes - Recent Edits - Community - Help - Buy The Book - RSS
Welcome, Guest - would you like to surprise the local youth club?
Would you like to log in , or create an account?
There are currently 1312 guests and 33 users online.
Search Results for: arsenic
Sort by: Lowest Scoring | Highest Scoring | Oldest | Newest

Page 1 of 2 - Next Page

A Paki goes into a chemist for some aspirin. When he leaves the Chemist realises he has sold him arsenic by mistake and goes running into the street after him.

"I've sold you the wrong tablets" he tells him

"What's the difference?" asks the Paki

"Just call it a quid" says the Chemist 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by eatmeat in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 99.2


Just seen the headline "Jade Goody: 'New drug offers hope'"

arsenic, presumably. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Dubbadubbadubba in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 40


"There's excitement in the air over the Olympics......also lead, arsenic, benzene." I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by cooperman in Sports - Olympics - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 38


There is this fantastic little pill that cures PMT.

Its called arsenic. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Baldlice in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 24


My mum has been bugging me about going to University and I told her I didn't know what to do with my life. She told me to follow my passions.

She gave me a weird look when I told her I couldn't find "Rape 101" or "Advanced Fapping" in the course catalogue. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by arsenic which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 12


Oh, great. I just found out I'm arsenic-intolerent. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by guitar, originally by Weird Al which requires categorising - Added: 6 months, 6 days ago - Current Score: 8.4


My wife is going through the menopause.

Either that or the arsenic I've been putting in her food is kicking in. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by nobscratcher in Sex and shit - Menopause - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 7


My wifes friend said to me the other day: “If you were my husband, I’d put arsenic in your coffee.”
I responded: “Madam, if I were your husband, I’d drink it!” 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by hafsteinn, originally by Churchill which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 4.8


Headline News:

Concerned Parents Demand Removal Of arsenic From Periodic Table Of Elements 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by SilentButDeadly, originally by The Onion in Other - Science - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 4.6


Porn site age-confirmation screens.

About as useful as an arsenic dildo. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by lets get fucked in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 1.4


Page 1 of 2 - Next Page

BUY OUR SICKIPEDIA BOOK. Grab the UK edition from Amazon.co.uk.

webfe generated this page in 0.59s
Sickipedia v3.2 - a cr3ative media ® project. © 2005 - 2010 Rob Manuel