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astrology: because millions of planets and stars have spent billions of years lining themselves up just to let her know that she'll "meet someone with nice eyes today."
I don't believe in astrology.
I'm a Sagittarian and we're sceptical.
A Tibetan astrologer has predicted that England will win the World Cup.
This is by far the best proof that astrology is bollocks.
I went to the doctors today about my addiction to astrology.
He said "What are the signs?"
I can't believe how accurate astrology is. My grans stars the other day said she would meet someone who would take her heart away.
She did. A pathologist.
If you believe in astrology and think the position of distant stars can affect your daily life, I can tell exactly what day you were born on.
astrology is a load of bull....
and a lion, scorpion, fish and some scales.
I'm into all that astrology stuff, for example my Mum and Dad get on well because they're both Leos.
Also, me and my sister's boyfriend don't get on because I'm an Aquarius and he's a bell end.
Russell Grant looked stunned to be voted off Strictly Come Dancing last night.
Which just goes to show that his astrology is as shit as his dancing.
I feel sorry for Uranus.
It's the butt of all astrology jokes.