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astrology: because millions of planets and stars have spent billions of years lining themselves up just to let her know that she'll "meet someone with nice eyes today."
I don't believe in
I'm a Sagittarian and we're sceptical.
I went to the doctors today about my addiction to
He said "What are the signs?"
If you believe in
astrology and think the position of distant stars can affect your daily life, I can tell exactly what day you were born on.
I'm into all that
astrology stuff, for example my Mum and Dad get on well because they're both Leos.
Also, me and my sister's boyfriend don't get on because I'm an Aquarius and he's a bell end.
astrology is a load of bull....
and a lion, scorpion, fish and some scales.
Russell Grant looked stunned to be voted off Strictly Come Dancing last night.
Which just goes to show that his astrology is as shit as his dancing.
I wanted to take up a new hobby for New Years, after thinking about it I settled on
astrology. I went all out and hired a guy to put a skylight in for me. Now there is a big hole in my ceiling. The couple in the apartment above me seem LIVID!
'I know you're proud and forthright because you're a Leo.'
And I know you're a thick cunt because you believe in astrology.
I feel sorry for Uranus.
It's the butt of all astrology jokes. 2