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A guy walks home after buying a cock-sucking frog. He walks into the kitchen, where his wife is doing the dishes, and plonks it on the table.

"What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?" she screams.

"Teach it to cook and fuck off," he replies.
My ex wife sent me an email with a link to a video entitled "I never did this for you"

When I opened it up it was a video of her sucking her new boyfriend's cock.

So I sent her one back with the same title, it was me buying my new girlfriend a size 8 dress.
My wife just asked, "Do I look fat in these jeans?"

I said, "Define fat."

She said, "Picture me sat on your face sucking your cock later."

I said, "No, you look fine babe."
I don't know why the wife got so upset when she came home to find a hooker sucking my cock.

I mean, I didn't complain yesterday, when she paid someone to put new shelves up after I told her I didn't want to.
I received a text message earlier -

"Hey big boy, fancy me sucking your cock tonight?"

Straight away I texted back "Go fuck yourself and delete this number." Moments later I got another text -

"It's your wife silly, lol. Did you not recognise my new number? x"

"Yes" I replied.

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