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I used to visit prostitutes every week, but now I am a rapist instead.

credit crunch and all that.
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Joke by Tinpotbob in In The News - Credit Crunch - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 596.4


Apparently a lot of female waxing salons are going out of business. Its nothing to do with the credit crunch. Its all Jade Goody's fault.
Women are starting to realise how ugly a bald cunt looks!
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Joke by gippo1965 in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 367.4


With the credit crunch, ITV have announced that Jeremy Kyle is to be axed.

I don't know about you, but I'd be queueing up to be in the audience for that show.
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Joke by youcunt in In The News - Credit Crunch (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 313.6


Due to the credit crunch, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Collywog in In The News - Credit Crunch - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 275.4


The credit crunch has seen a big rise in the divorce rate.

This has nothing to do with the stress of the situation. It's just a great opportunity to get rid of the old bag when the settlement is 50% of fuck all.
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Joke by marley in In The News - Credit Crunch - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 262.6


The credit crunch is worse than I thought:
I just got a letter from Readers Digest saying I had not been included in this month's prize draw.
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Joke by bawbag which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 247.6


The credit crunch is even affecting my sex life.

I can only afford the cheap sweets from Lidl and the kids just don't like them.
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Joke by nufcdude in In The News - Credit Crunch - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 232


The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow a tenner a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now Britain's third biggest lender. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by wazarq in Celebrities - Comedians - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 208


Friday night before credit crunch:

Pub, nightclub, loads of beer, kebab then a hooker.

Friday night now:

Can of Tesco value lager, frozen meal for one, then a wank.
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Joke by Tinpotbob which requires categorising - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 183.6


The credit crunch has seen elderly women get hit the hardest.

The old cunts should just let go of their handbags.
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Joke by Gash TL in In The News - Credit Crunch - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 162


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