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I used to visit prostitutes every week, but now I am a rapist instead. credit crunch and all that. |
 
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Apparently a lot of female waxing salons are going out of business. Its nothing to do with the credit crunch. Its all Jade Goody's fault. Women are starting to realise how ugly a bald cunt looks! |
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With the credit crunch, ITV have announced that Jeremy Kyle is to be axed. I don't know about you, but I'd be queueing up to be in the audience for that show. |
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Joke by youcunt in In The News - Credit Crunch (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 313.6
| Due to the credit crunch, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off. |
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Joke by Collywog in In The News - Credit Crunch - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
- Current Score: 275.4
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The credit crunch has seen a big rise in the divorce rate. This has nothing to do with the stress of the situation. It's just a great opportunity to get rid of the old bag when the settlement is 50% of fuck all. |
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The credit crunch is worse than I thought: I just got a letter from Readers Digest saying I had not been included in this month's prize draw. |
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The credit crunch is even affecting my sex life. I can only afford the cheap sweets from Lidl and the kids just don't like them. |
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| The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow a tenner a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now Britain's third biggest lender. |
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Friday night before credit crunch: Pub, nightclub, loads of beer, kebab then a hooker. Friday night now: Can of Tesco value lager, frozen meal for one, then a wank. |
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The credit crunch has seen elderly women get hit the hardest. The old cunts should just let go of their handbags. |
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