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A few years ago I had a mate who had epilepsy. I wish I had known, I just thought he kept walking into spider webs. |
 
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Joke by raymond in Illness and mortality - Epilepsy - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 395.8
| I thought she was just enjoying it, I didn't know she had epilepsy. |
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Joke by Invidious in Illness and mortality - Epilepsy (+ 1 more) - Added: 7 months, 23 days ago
- Current Score: 183
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I heard that David Cameron's son, Ivan, has recently passed away. Ivan Cameron had severe epilepsy and cerebral palsy and took ill overnight and died in St Mary's Hospital early this morning. That's a very sad tory. |
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I went to the doctors today and he told me I had epilepsy. I nearly had a fit. |
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Joke by max the storyteller in Illness and mortality - Epilepsy - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
- Current Score: 139.6
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I have OCD and epilepsy. I have to turn a light on and off 100 times before I can enter the hospital. |
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Joke by MRMIdAS in Illness and mortality - Disease (+ 1 more) - Added: 7 months, 27 days ago
- Current Score: 134
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I just saw an advert for a programme called "Autism, Disco and me", I've suggested a follow up... "epilepsy, Strobe lights & breakdancing" |
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Joke by Takfly in Illness and mortality - Epilepsy (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 months, 9 days ago
- Current Score: 110.8
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A guy with epilepsy died and to celebrate his life all of his mates recreated his last hours. It was a fitting tribute. |
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Joke by the jolly knobhead which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 66.6
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I married my epileptic wife on world epilepsy day... ...it seemed a fitting occasion! |
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Joke by geebee in Illness and mortality - Epilepsy - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago
- Current Score: 51.2
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Disability Cockney Rhyming Slang
1. Mutton Jeff........deaf 2. Canary Wharf.......dwarf 3. Cardinal Wolsey....cerebral palsy 4. Raspberry ripple...cripple 5. Rubber and plastic.spastic 6. Tulips and roses...multiple sclerosis 7. Bacon rind.........blind 8. Diet Pepsi.........epilepsy 9. Benny and the fucking cunting Jets.....Tourette’s 10. Birds and bees....ampute [...] |
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| I've just stolen the collection box for the epilepsy society from the local supermarket - they'll have a fucking fit when they find out! |
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