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Dear Jonathan Ross, I've just shagged your daughter. Who's laughing now? Lots of love, Gary Glitter x |
 
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Prize winners........bj Most anticipated event. Winner: Jade Goody death! Award for Daftest Cunt. Winner: Francesca Anobile! Hide and Seek Champion. Winner: Madeleine McCann! Living Legend Award. Winner: The Librarian! And the Award for work over The past 25 years. Winner: Josef Fritzl! Literary Prize. Winner: Elisabeth Fritzl's Diary Lifetime Achievemen [...] |
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When I was a kid I was very ill in hospital and Gary Glitter came to visit me. I was touched. |
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by Unassigned in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,264.6
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This maths test can predict your all time hero, and the person you most aspire to be like. Try it without looking at the answers.
Pick a number between 1 and 9 Then x3 Then +3 Then x3 again. You'll get a 2 digit number. Add the two digits together to find the person you most aspire to be like. 1. Muhammed Ali 2. Alan Shearer 3. Bob Marley 4. Winston Churchill 5. Elvis Presley 6. Pele 7. John Le [...] |
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Celebrity guest appearances everybody wants to see: Stephen Hawking on Robot Wars Bear grylls on I'm a celebrity get me out of here Heather Mills on Total Wipeout Maddie McCann on Treasure Hunt Gary Glitter on Cbeebies Vanessa George on Play School |
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by rodders_fallerho in TV - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,082
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My wife just gave birth to two twin boys, 7 pounds each. Gary Glitter will love our prices! |
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by craig__2k4 in Celebrities - Gary Glitter (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 902.4
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My daughter had a charades party for her birthday. After my turn I was beaten up by the other dads. It would seem that holding my cock and wanking furiously while staring at my daughters friends is not the best way to do Gary Glitter. |
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by justincider in Celebrities - Gary Glitter - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 897.6
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What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds. |
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Gary Glitter.... He would have got away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids. |
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| Gary Glitter was let out of prison early for "good behaviour." Well, what did they expect? There aren't any kids in prison - it wasn't exactly like he had the opportunity to misbehave, was it? |
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