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What's the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?
One's a kangaroo and one's a geordie stuck in a lift.
My geordie mate awoke from a 3 year coma last night. Being a die hard Magpies fan, one of the first things he asked was "How are Newcastle doing this season?"
"They're top of the table" I told him, and watched his face light up and he jumped for joy.
"However, I probably should let you know there is a rather large "but" coming..."
How to speak geordie:
Now say these words.... as they are, without accent.
Ligature, Yeff, Gutter, Fierce, Lake, Appearer, Tets.
Look at you. You've got a face like a pair of tits.
A geordie and a mackem get into a nasty car accident. Both vehicles are really wrecked, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the Mackem says, "So you're a geordie, that's interesting. I'm a Sunderland fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left but, fortunately, we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The geordie replied, "I totally agree - this must be a sign from God!" He went on, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink it, to celebrate the fact we are alive and kicking?"
He hands the bottle to the Mackem who nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the geordie. The geordie takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the Mackem. The Mackem asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The geordie replies, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the police..."
What did one geordie say to another geordie?
Why couldn't Ashley Cole score?
Because the Italian goalkeeper wasn't a stupid geordie slut.
Only way is Essex... geordie Shore... Made in Chelsea.
Say what you like but at least Big Brother had the decency to lock their lot up.
I've been dating this girl but she can only speak a few words in English.
On the plus side, geordie girls are complete sluts.
I don't understand why the word geordie doesn't contain the letter Y.