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Ah, it's the time of day when all the American inbred retards swarm the site and think, "Don't get that. Must be crap. Vote it down, down, down."
I have visited American so-called 'Sick Joke' sites and the wankers actually apologise after posting a sick joke! Strange how they find sick jokes offensive, but don't mind bombing the fuck out of innocent human beings (us British included)! Well, here's a little friendly fire for all you Reveal the rest of this joke |
 
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Joke by Frankie Boyle Is God in Celebrities - Footballers - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
- Current Score: 2,525.4
| If god didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food. |
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| And then god created Saturn... And he liked it, so he put a ring on it. |
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Joke by Thom90 in Celebrities - Beyonce (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 months, 10 days ago
- Current Score: 1,805.8
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I've just seen the joke: -------------- First we have bird flu and have to kill of all the birds. The we have swine flu and have to kill all the pigs. Come on god......... Please give us WHITE flu!! by "Honkey Basher" ---------------------- We don't tolerate that kind of disgusting racism on this site!! Now back in your cage! |
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If god didn't want us to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter. Maybe that's why the T-rex was always so angry |
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A girl said to me earlier, "You've got the body of a god, shame it's Buddha!" I replied, "You've got a face like a princess, shame it's Diana's." That shut the bitch up. |
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I went to a funeral yesterday with my girlfriend, It was the first time I had met most of her family. god they're miserable fuckers. |
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A Muslim dies and finds himself in front of St Peter at the gates of heaven.
"Hey, what's going on here? Where am I?" he asks St Peter. "Welcome to the afterlife," St Peter replies. "No, no this isn't right. I want to speak to the prophet Mohammed, right away." "Would you like a cappuccino?" asks St Peter. "No! I want to speak to the prophet Mohammed," replies the Muslim.< [...] |
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Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Elizabeth are walking through the park when they are jumped by two thugs. Their habits are ripped from them and the men begin to sexually assault them. Sister Elizabeth casts her eyes heavenward and cries, "Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he is doing!" Sister Mary turns and moans, "Oh god, mine does!!!" |
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