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Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!"

A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his grandma a right royal seeing to.

Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when i [...]

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Joke by Monkeyman in Crime - Incest - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,624.6


Harry is visiting his grandma. She complains about the high cost of living. "When I was a girl, you could go out with a shilling and come back home with a dozen eggs, two pints of milk, a pound of bacon, half a pound of tea and a fresh chicken."
"Yes," says Harry, "that's inflation for you."
"It's nothing to do with inflation," says grandma [...]

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Joke by mickle in Crime - Theft - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 700.6


There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday. He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father.

"Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today?" the boy said.

The father has no clue and finally gives up.

"I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.

Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, [...]

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Joke by sickfuck in Sex and shit - ??? General - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 534


After spending time on this site, we have decided to cremate grandma.

We feel it would be safer.
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Joke by davecrocket which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 531.4


Don't you hate it when you're driving along smoking a cigarette, you flick your cigarette out the window, and you drive for a couple more miles, and you smell something funny, and you look over into the back seat, and sure enough............ grandma's fingering herself again! I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by V1NNY69 in Sex and shit - Family - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 521.2


A man and his friend stop by the local pub after work. He loses track of time, looks at his watch and sees its 11:00.

He says, “Oh shit! My wife’s going to kill me! I’ve got to get home.”

His buddy says, “Relax, try what I do. Whenever I’m out too late, I just sneak into the house, tiptoe up the stairs, quietly slip into bed, and go down on my wife. She‘ll be so happy, she‘ll forget about you being out too late.”

The guy thanks hi [...]

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Joke by Cleveland in Other - Food and Drink - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 374


He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "grandma what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback but she decided to tell him the truth.

"It's called sexual intercourse darling."

Little Tony said "Oh OK" and went back outside to play wit [...]

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Joke by Extreme_biker0 in Celebrities - Barack Obama - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 357.8


A Norwich fan goes to the doctors for a regular check up. The doctor asks how he's feeling.
"I'm a bit sore around the penis area," replies the dirty Norwich fan.
"How many sexual partners have you had then?" asks the doctor.
"Well," he replies, "there's my sister, auntie, mum, daughter, cousin, grandma and my other auntie - so that's 7. And what's even better is that I can count them [...]

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Joke by footymadtom in Racism - Norfolk - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 330


I feel sorry for my grandma, she moved from Cumbria to Rothbury to feel safer. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by John Merrick in In The News - Raoul Moat - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago - Current Score: 327


Dating Rituals:

WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a [...]

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Joke by agentleman which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 298.8


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