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The woman at the call centre picked up and said, "Hello, this is the incontinence helpline. How can I help?"
So the man replied, "Well, I've developed an incontinence problem. Is all the information I give you confidential?"
The woman replies, "Yes, of course it is. Now, can you tell me where you're ringing from?"
The man replies, "The waist down."
Oh well. Easy come, easy go.
"The thing that worries me most about getting old is incontinence".
After 40 years we now call it "incontinence".
I replied, "Ricky Gervais's incontinence problem is of no concern to me".
Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth.
They sent me a 98 year old woman with incontinence.