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My girlfriend is really keen for me to meet her parents. I really don't want to though, that kate mccann looks like a real bitch. |
 
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Apparently, the Pope reckons that condoms 'make things worse' in regards to the AIDS epidemic. The day I take sex advice from an 82-year-old virgin, is the same day I take parenting advice from kate and Gerry mccann. |
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kate mccann: "I live in fear of the dreaded knock at the door" No need to worry about that kate, You keep fucking leaving them open. |
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Joke by Smackhead in In The News - Madeleine McCann - Added: 5 months, 19 days ago
- Current Score: 779.6
| You reckon Gerry and kate mccann are grandparents yet? |
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Joke by bossman in In The News - Madeleine McCann - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 614.2
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kate mccann said she felt “closer” to her missing daughter Madeleine after making an emotional trip to the resort from where she was snatched. Pity she wasn't that fussed about being close to her when she fucked off with her mates for dinner. |
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Joke by 00-Markymark-00 in In The News - Madeleine McCann - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 484.2
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kate mccann has said in an interview that Maddie was a real terror when she was two - always kicking, screaming and throwing tantrums in the middle of the supermarket. She grew out of it though - it was only a mid-life crisis. |
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Joke by RobBWFC in In The News - Madeleine McCann - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
- Current Score: 478.4
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So apparently Gerry and kate mccann's remaining children want to "fight" the man that stole their sister Maddy. Well... come and have a go if you think you're hard enough. |
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I tried to break into kate and Gerry mccann's house the other day to nick their 42inch widescreen telly, but the windows were locked. Talk about priorities. |
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I was talking to kate mccann and told her about this website and some of the jokes posted on it. She was horrified and said, "That's awful, if Madeleine knew about those jokes she's be turning in her gr..gr..grabbers bedroom where she is no doubt kept." |
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| Giving a Nobel Peace Prize to a man who leads a country involved in wars in Iraq AND Afghanistan is like giving kate mccann the 'Mother of the Year' award. |
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