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A teacher starts a new job at a primary school on merseyside and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a big football fan and supports Liverpool. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" [...] |
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Armed police have surrounded a factory in merseyside after a man was seen acting suspiciously. One witness claimed the guy looked like he was working. |
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Security concerns have been raised following reports that the perimeter fencing at Knowsley Safari Park is falling into disrepair and there are no funds available to replace it. When asked about the consequences of a lion escaping and wandering around merseyside, a park spokesman said: "Well, it would just have to try and defend itself the best it could." |
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| Two plane loads of Scouse volunteers left merseyside today, bound for New Orleans. They will be assisting with the looting. |
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| merseyside railway lines: saving the English language one scouser at a time. |
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Joke by nevereatyellowsnow which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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merseyside police have arrested all Liam Gill's friends on suspicion of murder... ... of the English language. |
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The remains of three newborn babies believed to have been hidden since the 1980s have been discovered by merseyside police. Don’t you just hate it when some cunt finds your secret porn stash. |
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| When originally released, Reservoir Dogs was banned from all cinemas in merseyside. Not because of the language and graphic violence, it was due to the slogan on the poster: "LET'S GO TO WORK" |
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An earthquake measuring 5.3 on the Richter scale hit Liverpool in the early hours of Wednesday. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Fooockinell". The tremor devastated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived.
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