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Mickey Mouse is in the divorce court after kicking out Minnie. The judge says to Mickey, "Just because your wife has buck teeth, that's no grounds for divorce." Mickey Mouse replies, "I didn't say that, I said she was fucking Goofy." |
 
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Before I go away on business, I like to put an old mobile phone on vibrate and gaffa tape it to the bedroom window. Then I ring it at random times in the early hours of the morning to make the wife think someone is trying to break in. |
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by Mickey Mouse is a Nigger in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 242.6
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Some years ago, a Russian oil baron who had six children, all girls, began to despair as he had no son and heir.
Imagine his joy when one of his wives finally presented him with a son. Just before his son's sixth birthday, the baron took him to one side and said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you." His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to have my own airline." So his father bought him United Airl [...] |
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Everyone on Sickipedia is always making jokes about kids getting raped and abducted. It's all "Madeleine Mccann this" and "Shannon Matthews that".
But no-one gives a thought about the poor paedophiles involved in unfortunate incidents. Why, just the other day I was reading a Bulgarian newspaper article about how some children lured a paedophile into a cave using a trail of mickey mouse underpants... ...and forced him to have sex with a c [...] |
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| Mickey and Mini Mouse are in court. The Judge says "Mickey, you can't get a divorce because you claim Mini crashed her new spaceship!". Mickey shouts "I never said that, I said that she keeps fucking going down on Pluto". |
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| Yesterday I told my doctor that I kept thinking that I was Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck, and he said, "how long have you been having these Disney spells?" |
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| Does Mickey Mouse wear a George Osborne watch? |
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BBC News : 'Fire extinguisher' student jailed These Mickey Mouse degrees are getting ridiculous now. |
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Breaking news: Magnitude 8.8 earthquake strikes Chile... ...Scientists are still trying to locate the sauce. |
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by Mickey Mouse is a Nigger in In The News - Earthquakes - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 35.2
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European News Headline: The former leader of the Labour Party in the United Kingdom, Michael 0.3048 Meters has passed away aged 96. |
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by Mickey Mouse is a Nigger in Celebrities - Politicians - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 31
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