I submitted this on Sickipedia and it got over 100 positive votes but it got deleted because it wasn't a "joke" according to the admins.

"Today, I have a new found respect for China. In one fell swoop they pissed off Gordon Brown, fucking shat all over the human rights law and killed a paki. Respect."

I have since made some modifications...

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
[...]

I submitted this on Sickipedia and it got over 100 positive votes but it got deleted because it wasn't a "joke" according to the admins.

"Today, I have a new found respect for China. In one fell swoop they pissed off Gordon Brown, fucking shat all over the human rights law and killed a paki. Respect."

I have since made some modifications...

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor Who?
Ivor found a new respect for China. In one fell swoop they pissed off Gordon Brown, fucking shat all over the human rights law and killed a paki. Respect.

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a Sickipedian Watching Grange Hill
a paedo in a playground
a fat man at a buffet
a nun at a cucumber stall
Gary Glitter in Mothercare
a fat bird at a disco
Mel Gibson at a Bar Mitzvah
a Muslim at passport control
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a Sickipedian Watching Grange Hill
a paedo in a playground
a fat man at a buffet
a nun at a cucumber stall
Gary Glitter in Mothercare
a fat bird at a disco
Mel Gibson at a Bar Mitzvah
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