I once had a mate who was as miserable as you can be. Everyone he passed told him to 'fuck off'.
One day it was too much and he said to me 'if I get told to fuck off one more time, I'll commit suicide.'
I reminded him that there is still some good in the world. He said to me 'you are right. I need to find some way to make myself happy again.' After thinking for a minute he said 'reading always seems to make me happy'.
I pretend to be a thirteen year old girl on myspace so I can meet up with other little kids and rape them. I was supposed to meet up with a 15 year old girl the other day. When I met her, I found out she was actually a 40 year old man.
I love how Americans think that the term used to define "child lovers" is "pedophile".
Ped - Derived from the Greek word for "feet".
Paed - Derived from the Greek word for "child".
Phile - Derived from the Greek word for "lover".
You can spell it and pronounce it how you like, but if it's not spelt "paedophile" and pronounced PEED-o-file rather than PED-o-file, fuck knows what language you are using but you like to fuck "feet".