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planking: Parkour for fat people.
A man has died in Australia after taking part in the internet phenomenon of "planking", which entails people lying face down with their arms by their side in various locations.
Who'd have thought it, my wife's love making technique becoming an internet sensation.
Hopefully she'll die as well.
First, there was planking, then owling and milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be thinking, that would be great.
My neighbour told me he was into planking.
Last night he set fire to a bag of dog shit, left it on my doormat & rang the bell.
Touche Mr Wong.
The planking epidemic is getting out of hand. The old lady next door has been laying outside for 3 days...
My goldfish is either planking or it's dead.
"Australian dies after planking fall."
Clearly he didn't quite grasp the notion of lying still.
As I lay on my bed, I wonder, is this planking for beginners?
People keep telling me about this 'planking' craze, but it's nothing new.
Keanu Reeves has been acting like a piece of wood for more than 15 years.
Wood; out-planking you and your retarded mates for about 300 billion years.