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Some random woman stopped me in the street today and started telling me a joke. It had all the ingredients of a good joke: child abuse; incestual rape; tears and suffering; but I didn't understand the punchline. Something about £2 a month?
THE NEW SICKIPEDIA CONSTITUTION

Article 1
You MUST be funny. If you're not funny then just fuck off.

Article 2
This a a SICK jokes website. Save the light bulb jokes for when you go to visit your nan. Reading the jokes on this site should make you fearful that Interpol are going to come to your house and confiscate your hard-drive. Remember the three Rs of sick humour: racism, rape and 'rse'oles.

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(i) Jokes should be fairly short - roughly the size of an Chinese guy's knob. No huge long stories please. Everyone here has A.D.D. from wanking too much (that's how you get it, you know).
(ii) No big list jokes please. Your 50 Ways To Have Fun in An Elevator is my 50 Reasons To Go Round Your House And rape Your Cat.
(iii) If you know 20 good dead baby jokes, don't post them all in one go. And definitely don't post them as individual jokes one after another so nobody else can get into the new jokes list, you selfish prick. Try posting one per day.

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(i) Don't just copy and paste things from other joke sites
(ii) Especially American joke sites, because they're fucking rubbish.
(iii) If you post a Chuck Norris fact as a joke, then YOU ARE A CUNT.

Article 5
(i) This body acknowledges that Americans are fat, whiny, boring shitbags with the sense of humour of a five-year old that's been dropped on it's head. We hope that all the Fat Americans eat all the Skinny Americans, and then the Fat Americans die of food poisoning.
(ii) That said, YOU DO NOT NEED TO KEEP POSTING THINGS ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU HATE AMERICANS! We get it.
(iii) Funny how the people who write anti-American rants (a) only started doing it when they saw how successful mickle's rant was and (b) never have any popular jokes of their own.

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If you're going to do a joke about how foreigners can't speak English, then check your own spelling and grammar first. If not, we're all going to laugh at you and call you a fucking knob-end.

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If you post a message as a joke and say "PLEASE VOTE THIS UP SO EVERYONE CAN READ IT", you're a bigger cunt than people who post Chuck Norris facts.

Article 8
(i) Adding "Duplicate" to the end of a duplicated joke is acceptable. You probably don't need to say "DUPLICATE YOU FUCKING DONKEY COCK SUCKER!!!" unless the author really does suck donkey cocks.
(ii) Don't add things like "lol!" to the end of jokes you like, you big fucking gay.

Article 9
No fat chicks.

Article 10
While you were busy reading this, I was fucking your mum. Ha!

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