Dear Sickipedia Community:

Now that Jade Goody has passed away, we would like to be included in your website again. It seems we have all been almost forgotten over the past few months.

Signed,
All the Fat Lazy Americans, Paedophiles, Gays, Pakis, scousers, Gingers, Jews, Niggers, The Ghosts of all the Dead Babies, Emos, Chavs, Barack Obama, Gordon Brown, George Bush, Michael Jackson, Gary Glitter, and the 20 [...]

Dear Sickipedia Community:

Now that Jade Goody has passed away, we would like to be included in your website again. It seems we have all been almost forgotten over the past few months.

Signed,
All the Fat Lazy Americans, Paedophiles, Gays, Pakis, scousers, Gingers, Jews, Niggers, The Ghosts of all the Dead Babies, Emos, Chavs, Barack Obama, Gordon Brown, George Bush, Michael Jackson, Gary Glitter, and the 2008 Paralympics Team.

Let's start with the youngest,
Although she's not officially dead.
Maddie McCann she's fit,
I took her to bed.

A sheffield sledger,
She was straight on it.
But did Francesca know?
I gave her the car bonnet.

And think about the cancer
Jade Goody did suffer.
I was the man,
Who put it in her muffer.

And those tricky slopes,
I gave no reason.
When I took the wife,
Of Liam [...]

Let's start with the youngest,
Although she's not officially dead.
Maddie McCann she's fit,
I took her to bed.

A sheffield sledger,
She was straight on it.
But did Francesca know?
I gave her the car bonnet.

And think about the cancer
Jade Goody did suffer.
I was the man,
Who put it in her muffer.

And those tricky slopes,
I gave no reason.
When I took the wife,
Of Liam Neeson.

And remember that spastic,
The Stephen Hawking,
I was the man,
Who stopped him from talking.

And Michael Jackson,
Almost strung with a noose.
But I gave his favourite boy,
That pure Jesus Juice.

And Gary Glitter,
He went quite wild,
Went to the Phillipines,
I gave him a child.

And Harold Shipman,
He was always correct.
As I passed him the needle,
And told him to inject.

And the Hillsborough disaster,
No one was a fool,
Until I made them push,
The scousers from Liverpool.

Lets not forget the yanks,
On their way to heaven,
As I point and laugh,
At fucking 9/11.

And poor old Rhianna,
Don't you ever frown.
You should get some fist,
From Chris Brown.

So these are my sins.
I am the 666.
God bless Sickepedia.
For that dirty bad joke fix.

And if this gets voted down,
Its not really wank,
Its just misunderstood,
By a fat, boring yank.