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My younger sister came home last night with her new Paki boyfriend.... I said, "What the fuck are you doing with this dirty, fucking smelly scum of the earth?" And the Paki said, "Well, at least I'm not related to it." At which point we hi-fived and spit-roasted the bitch. |
 
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No joke, I actually found this on ChavWorld.co.uk 24/11/04 - Submitted by 'kayla-D': peeps say dat chavs r scum ye! wel u peeps dat say dat blatently ent look in da ******* mira at ur life recently jus cuz we av fights an **** dun make us bad boyz an galz ye! so nxt time u go round sayin **** bout us u cn rememba dat we got beta lives dan u wil eva av !!! Oh my God... |
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| Leeds United have a new sponsor - Cillit Bang - guaranteed to remove scum from cups. |
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Joke submitted by lukeo8, originally by Mark which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago
- Current Score: 491.2
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I was in my garden relaxing when a passer-by called me "Scruffy council house scum". I wanted to grip the cunt, but tripped on a mattress and banged my head on a dis-used washing machine. |
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Joke by megaman meatball in Other - Neighbours - Added: 2 months, 12 days ago
- Current Score: 398.8
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America's so racist - When two Muslims crash a plane they are called 'terrorist scum.' But when an American does it he's called a hero. |
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Joke by max the storyteller in In The News - 9/11 - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 370.2
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I've never understood women who say men are the scum of the earth, untrustworthy etc. Who do they think we cheat on them with? |
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Don't you just hate those motherfuckers that fly first class?
You have to shuffle past them, sort of murmerring to yourself "'Sorry, I didn't mean to look at you. I'm just a piece of shit heading into the poor area." And they always give you back that look which says "Fuck you, scum. We get on the plane first, and we get our drinks first." I for one am just glad that they also have [...] |
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Remember when? There was no gun or knife crime. You could let your kids play outside with no fear. There were no hoodies or street scum who terrorised the neighbourhood. Old folk could collect their penisions without being mugged. And little girls would get into your car for a bag of sweets or the promise of seeing some puppies. |
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My grandma asked me once, "Why do you always take the piss out of me?" I replied, "Because your stomach bag would overflow if I didn't gran." |
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Joke by scum in Illness and mortality - Colostomy - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
- Current Score: 123.2
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When I die I want to be buried with a tub of liquid nitrogen. So when I arrive in hell I can freeze it over and finally get to shag the new barmaid at our local. |
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