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I saw CountDown yesterday. He's Dracula's spastic brother. |
 
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by Biscuit777 in Illness and mortality - Down Syndrome - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 3,217.2
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I was asked to run a marathon and I said no chance. Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids and I thought 'Fuck it. I could win that!' |
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submitted by caliban, originally by Dave Spikey in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,469
| My doctor said I don't eat enough vegetables, so I've started dating a spastic girl who loves oral sex. |
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by incestisforfamily in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,350.8
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Whoever put "Too Cool to Do Drugs" on a pencil is a spastic. Every time you sharpen it, it changes to "Cool to Do Drugs", then "Do Drugs" and eventually "Drugs". |
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Katie Price releasing a cover of Aqua's barbie Girl now she is out of the jungle; I'm a barbie Girl, In a barbie world, Tits are plastic, Son's a spastic. He can't comb his hair, He dribbles everywhere, It's fantastic, Little black spastic, Come on Harvey lets go party! |
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by cityboy in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 785.6
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Well, after years of making sick jokes on the internet and Sickipedia about thalidomide and spastic kids, my wife went for an ultrasound today and the doctor's told us our baby has Down's Syndrome. This must be God's way of providing me with more material. |
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| If I pull a stupid face when I cum, is there a split second when a spastic cums that they pull a normal face? |
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by Romeo in Illness and mortality - Disability (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 553.2
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How do you crucify a spastic? On a Swastika. |
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by wjh31 in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 467.2
| I just bought the Jordan advent calendar: it's got two massive flaps and a chocolate spastic inside. |
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by psychobilly in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 377
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Black and White = disaster 1. Newcastle United 2. Michael Jackson 3. Dwight Yorke and Jordan = A blind spastic |
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by alco92 in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 358.2
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