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I was asked to run a marathon and I said no chance. Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids and I thought 'Fuck it. I could win that!' |
 
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Joke submitted by caliban, originally by Dave Spikey in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 1,338.2
| My doctor said I don't eat enough vegetables, so I've started dating a spastic girl who loves oral sex. |
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Joke by incestisforfamily in Illness and mortality - Spastics - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 727
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Well, after years of making sick jokes on the internet and Sickipedia about thalidomide and spastic kids, my wife went for an ultrasound today and the doctor's told us our baby has Down's Syndrome. This must be God's way of providing me with more material. |
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| If I pull a stupid face when I cum, is there a split second when a spastic cums that they pull a normal face? |
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Katie Price releasing a cover of Aqua's barbie Girl now she is out of the jungle; I'm a barbie Girl, In a barbie world, Tits are plastic, Son's a spastic. He can't comb his hair, He dribbles everywhere, It's fantastic, Little black spastic, Come on Harvey lets go party! |
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Black and White = disaster 1. Newcastle United 2. Michael Jackson 3. Dwight Yorke and Jordan = A blind spastic |
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How do you crucify a spastic? On a Swastika. |
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Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets that look like a spastic hasn't used them. |
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Joke by SammyK666 in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 1 month, 4 days ago
- Current Score: 313.4
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What do you get when you cross a 30 year old transvestite with a 14 year old spastic girl? I'll let you know in 9 months. |
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Joke by schwicked69 in Sex and shit - Transvestite (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 months, 9 days ago
- Current Score: 311.4
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY
Are you hanging up a spastic on your wall? It's the time that every paedo has a ball Do you ride a red arsed baby? Keep on wanking at full pace? Do you shoot your load upon a kiddies face? Well here it is Sicki Christmas Everybody's having bum Look to your basement now Your daughters full of cu - u - um Are you waiting for th [...] |
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