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| I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or money. |
 
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Joke submitted by mickle, originally by Al Murray in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 2,878
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What does the average Pakistani weigh? sweets. |
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I was walking down the street today, and a young mum said to her child "If you're good, I'll buy you some sweets" I said to her "I wish I was your son" She laughed and said "Why, do you want some sweets?" I said "No, I want to suck your tits" |
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| Kids have got it easy today. When I was a lad, we'd never heard of paedophiles, so we had to buy our own fucking sweets! |
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Joke submitted by mickle, originally by Brian Damage in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago
- Current Score: 769
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Did you hear about the Jewish paedophile? He comes out from behind the bushes and says, "Hey little boy, want to buy some sweets?" |
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Joke by immortalshadow666 in Racism - Jew (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 672
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What's the difference between a bunch of flowers and a bag of sweets? A bunch of flowers won't get me laid. |
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"If you don't register to vote, you don't exist" If I don't exist, you can't arrest me... Thanks Gordon I'm off to the park with some sweets. |
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Jonathan has a bag of sweets. There are 13 Red sweets, 7 Green sweets and 15 Blue sweets. Jonathan takes a sweet at random, notes it down and then returns it to the bag 10 times. What is the probability that:
a) Jonathan will select 5 Green Reveal the rest of this joke |
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| You can say what you like about paedophiles, but they're generous with their sweets. |
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This man pulls up in his Merc beside a little boy. He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of sweets and says, "Alright, little fella - if I give you a sweetie, will you come in my car?" To which the kid replies, "Gimme the bag and I'll come in your mouth!" |
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