|I've invented a new sex position. The Tolkien. She bends over and I take over 9 hours to destroy her ring.|
A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, your going to have to help me. Every morning I wake up convinced that I wrote Lord of the Rings."
The doctor nods and replies, "Don't worry, you've just been Tolkien in your sleep."
The new big screen version of 'The Hobbit' has been thrown into chaos after Gary Coleman's recent death.
He was going to be the Tolkien black character.
Last night I dreamed I was the author of Lord of the Rings
I was Tolkien in my sleep.
Well, you've got to have a Hobbit, haven't you?
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