I've been on this site for some time now and I've been doing some in-depth research, scouring hundreds of jokes and using carefully calculated formulas. I think I've come up with the optimum joke for vote getting on Sickipedia.....
Statistically 9 out of 10 Doctors and Nurses will not return their Library Books on Gang rape as they will die of an appendicitis related suicide first.
For a few months now I have been laughing at and posting sick jokes on this website. I believed that no target was too low; taboos were there to be broken. I thought that it was great spending my time laughing at victims, be them of rape, murder or abuse.
Last night something happened that has completely changed my perspective on things. My family found out that my father has been abusing and raping my 5 year old sister Katie. My poor mother woke up in the night and caught my Dad in the act in her room. It was the screams of my distressed Mother that brought me running to the scene where I found out the sordid truth.
As I am sure you can understand, in light of these events I no longer feel that I will be able to post on this website. I just can't see myself having any spare time now I know Katie's been broken in.
There seems to be a real lack of jokes about Remembrance Sunday today.
Proving that despite all the jokes about useless niggers, smelly pakis, idiotic yanks, disgusting poofs, abducted childen, vicar paedophilia, violent rape, celebrity deaths and necrophilia, Sickipedians still know when to draw the line...