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"Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing,"
I fucking hate going to my mother in laws for Sunday dinner.
Headline - 'New Technology Allows Man to See With His
Fuck me, if I was only able to observe things with my tongue, I'd become a Gynaecologist.
I watched the special olympics last night. It was a photo finish in the down syndrom speed skating race. The American competitor won by a
I cannot believe my wife ended our 15 year marriage earlier today, and all it took was one slip of the
tongue from me and it was over.
Actually it was several slips of the tongue and they were all into her sister!
I was at the zoo today and I saw this gorilla I put my hand up to wave at it and it waved back. Then I put my hand up to the glass and so did it. Amazed now I poked my
tongue out and once again it copied. I asked my son to come and see so he raced over, checked gave me a blank stare and then said "This is a mirror you stupid cunt, the gorillas are over there".
My PC is so slow this morning, I swear if it had a
tongue it would lick the screen.
My mum had a party at her house last night. I went into the kitchen at one point to find her with her
tongue down her new boyfriend's throat. I said, "Get a broom."
She said, "Don't you mean 'Get a room'?"
I said, "No. I've dropped some Monster Munch on your new carpet."
I remember that when I was younger, my Mum used to always wipe my bum for me. Looking back, it was so humiliating.
Especially when she slipped her tongue in.
I took the wife to the Doctors with an ingrowing toenail.
"The best practice is to remove it." he said. "Do you have any questons?"
"Yes," I said, "you know she's got an ingrowing tongue?"
It was great when I turned up late for my 'Masochists anonymous meeting' last night.
The lady in charge gave me a real tongue lashing. 39