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I suck the end really slow and watch the white begin to flow.
I can't resist licking the rim before I thrust my tongue right in.

Cadbury's Cream Egg; How do you eat yours?
A man saw a sign in the window of a restaurant that read "Exotic Breakfast" so he walked in and sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted.
"What's your Exotic Breakfast?" he asked.
"Baked tongue of chicken!" she proudly replied.
"Baked tongue of chicken? Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken's mouth!" he fumed.
Undaunted, the waitress asked, "What would you prefer, then?"
"Just bring me some scrambled eggs," he replied.
I cannot believe my wife ended our 15 year marriage earlier today, and all it took was one slip of the tongue from me and it was over.

Actually it was several slips of the tongue and they were all into her sister!
"Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing,"

I fucking hate going to my mother in laws for Sunday dinner.
I was at the zoo today and I saw this gorilla I put my hand up to wave at it and it waved back. Then I put my hand up to the glass and so did it. Amazed now I poked my tongue out and once again it copied. I asked my son to come and see so he raced over, checked gave me a blank stare and then said "This is a mirror you stupid cunt, the gorillas are over there".
I took the wife to the Doctors with an ingrowing toenail.

"The best practice is to remove it." he said. "Do you have any questons?"

"Yes," I said, "you know she's got an ingrowing tongue?"

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