A man saw a sign in the window of a restaurant that read "Exotic Breakfast" so he walked in and sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted.
"What's your Exotic Breakfast?" he asked.
"Baked tongue of chicken!" she proudly replied.
"Baked tongue of chicken? Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken's mouth!" he fumed.
Undaunted, the waitress asked, "What would you prefer, then?"
"Just bring me some scrambled eggs," he replied.
I was at the zoo today and I saw this gorilla I put my hand up to wave at it and it waved back. Then I put my hand up to the glass and so did it. Amazed now I poked my tongue out and once again it copied. I asked my son to come and see so he raced over, checked gave me a blank stare and then said "This is a mirror you stupid cunt, the gorillas are over there".