CliffRichard meets a fan from China.
"I ruv you Criff, I ruv song called itchy sore fanny."
"I didn't sing a song called that!" replies Cliff.
The fan says, "Yes you did! It went, 'Itchy sore fanny how we don't talk anymore.'"
My Granddad (bless him) is trying to be more modern, although he doesn't always get it right. Recently he made a funny quip:
"Don't steal a CliffRichard single, you might end up with a criminal record - or should I say, a criminal DVD! Ha ha ha!"
I responded that it was remarkably ironic that the last criminal DVD I had - German Underground Schoolyard Zoosex - actually DID get me a criminal record. Oh, how we laughed at that one over Christmas dinner!