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I'm get sick of hearing about how 'brave' these people are that have admitted that they have been abused by
For fuck's sake; I know people who have admitted to liking his music.
Cliff Richard's house said they were shocked at the discovery of a hidden room where numerous depraved, reviled and loathsome acts were perpetrated.
They have assured the public that specialists have been brought in to permanently seal off this recording studio.
Cliff Richard, you have the right to remain silent..."
If only that had been said when he first picked up a microphone.
Apparently today is going to be made an annual holiday, celebrating the assassination of Bin Laden and
Cliff Richard is releasing a charity single for it.
It's called 'We're all going on Osama holiday'.
Cliff Richard would be the next name in the child sex scandal.
I heard back in the '60s he filmed the young ones while in the shadows.
Scientists in Switzerland say they've isolated atoms of anti-matter.
Apparently it's going to help solve some of the biggest mysteries of the universe.
Like, for example, how the fuck Cliff Richard hasn't been arrested by Operation Yewtree yet ...
For anyone wondering why
Cliff Richard was known as the Peter Pan of pop: apparently it's because he took care of the lost boys...
Cliff Richard would have got some fanny by now if he'd used Rohypnol and Wine.
Scientists say they have discovered the oldest fossilised sperm cells ever found.
They were in a sock under Cliff Richard's bed.
Cliff Richard is no paedophile.
Ok, I admit I was wrong about Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris, but this time I'm sure I'm right 12