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That's because in November 2011, people will still know who Cliff Richard is.
"I ruv you Criff, I ruv song called itchy sore fanny."
"I didn't sing a song called that!" replies Cliff.
The fan says, "Yes you did! It went, 'Itchy sore fanny how we don't talk anymore.'"
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USA Michael Jackson 1958 -->2009
GB Cliff Richard 1940 --> still going
GB piss all over USA
I've got a scrotum that looks just like Cliff Richard's throat, but they never print the pictures I keep sending them.
Because I'd be fucking shite at my job too if it wasn't for the shadows.
It just goes to show that if you don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs or sleep with loose women...
...you can be really fucking bored for 70 years.
So; it's about time the Jews apologise for the death of Jesus, the Muslims apologise for suicide bombers, and the Christians apologise for Cliff Richard's fucking Christmas singles.
"Don't steal a Cliff Richard single, you might end up with a criminal record - or should I say, a criminal DVD! Ha ha ha!"
I responded that it was remarkably ironic that the last criminal DVD I had - German Underground Schoolyard Zoosex - actually DID get me a criminal record. Oh, how we laughed at that one over Christmas dinner!
I'd have to agree, they are both cunts.