Search Results for "dog porn"
'Wait 'til I tell everyone!!'
Little cunt was smug as anything until he asked me what porn video I was wanking over.
'You and and our little sister'
Suffice to say, my secret is safe.
"Am I not woman enough for you," she asked,
"You're more than enough, sometimes I just want a little less," I replied.
Or, as they call it in Wales: porn.
She says I should never have sent them to him.
What sort of IT teacher can't delete porn?
I wish she'd leave my porn alone.
dog food, lawn mower maintenance and pool cleaning.
Jacqui Smith's husband had the right idea; porn.
Money well spent I'd say.
Single = "I wank all day long and watch porn hoping for a Girlfriend"
In a Relatonship = " I talk to a girl on World of Warcraft, she says she loves me and
asks for my Credit Card details, like a real Girlfriend.
Engaged = "A girl from russia is on her way"
Married = "The Girl is here and i think she likes me, she doesn't speak english though."
It's Complicated = "She is starting to go out to nightclubs and bring men back to my flat"
In a Open Relationship = "She asks me to film her having sex with other men, i get to wank sometimes."
Widowed = "She only refers to me as the camera man now."
Seperated = "She has moved into some other guy's house"
Divorced = "I called immigration, she's going back to Russia"
In a civil partnership = "I have given up on women, now i suck cocks in the back of the comic book store"