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My wife, the slutty big titted vixen, seems to think I look at too much porn.
My brother walked in on me this morning watching porn on my laptop, wanking myself off with two fingers stuck up my arse, and the dog licking my balls.
'Wait 'til I tell everyone!!'
Little cunt was smug as anything until he asked me what porn video I was wanking over.
'You and and our little sister'
Suffice to say, my secret is safe.
My wife caught me watching porn and was a bit upset,
"Am I not woman enough for you," she asked,
"You're more than enough, sometimes I just want a little less," I replied.
I watched that "One Man And His dog" the other day.
Or, as they call it in Wales: porn.
My girlfriend became the victim of revenge porn when her ex-partner put nude photos of her online and now she is absolutely furious.
She says I should never have sent them to him.
I was shocked to hear that a teacher had been allowed to return to the classroom despite being caught downloading child porn.
What sort of IT teacher can't delete porn?
porn movies would be so much more realistic if they put a dog or cat in the background just staring at the actors intently.
I hate it when my mum gets my baby photos out.
I wish she'd leave my porn alone.
Why do men like lesbian porn so much?
Because it's the only time they see two women get together with their mouths open without a noise coming out of them.
I can't believe what MPs have been spending tax payers money on:
dog food, lawn mower maintenance and pool cleaning.
Jacqui Smith's husband had the right idea; porn.
Money well spent I'd say.