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If Scotland gains its
independence after the forthcoming referendum, the remainder of the United Kingdom will be known as the "Former United Kingdom" (F U K).
In a bid to discourage Scots from voting 'yes' in the referendum, the Westminster has now begun to campaign with the slogan: "Vote NO, for F U K's sake"
On hearing about
independence day, Chavs have likened themselves to Americans.
The main reason for the comparison, they say, is that they too, like the Americans, have four fathers.
If Scotland gets
independence will the Duke of Edinburgh become "The Prince formally known as"
The Government has warned that if Scotland votes for
independence, they may not be allowed to keep the Pound.
I knew there wasn't much money up North, but fucking hell.
The Scots are taking this
independence thing a bit too far. They won't even come to the World Cup with us!
A poll of people in London on Scottish
independence has been released.
25% think Scotland should vote no to independence.
25% think Scotland should vote yes to independence.
And the rest of London don't give a fuck so long as they follow England towards being an Islamic state.
Pope Francis seems to question the legitimacy of Falklands
independence despite 1,513 residents voting to stay British.
Pretty cheeky from a man who got elected to office by less than 117 votes.
independence Day, America! Remember, celebrating your freedom is mandatory. Your Government is watching and listening to make sure you do.
After their victory in the Scottish elections the SNP say they want a referendum on
independence. If they want to guarantee a victory in the referendum. they should let the English vote
I had to smile at some of the April fools pranks on various T.V. stations this morning :
BBC : Scotland to drive on the right after independence !
ITV : New Marmite flavoured energy drink released !
Muslim TV : Islam is a peaceful and tolerant religion ! 23