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My wife has just started reading Fifty shades of Grey, and now I get sex every night.

She is so engrossed in it she hasn't realised I've started fucking her sister.
My sister went out clubbing last night, dressed in nothing but a skirt up her arse and a little tiny top with her tits busting out of them.
I wasn't happy that she would be going out like that but she's old enough to make her own mind up.
She was hit by a bus on the way there and as soon as I heard I rushed straight to the scene and there she was lying there, clothes all ripped and torn, she was black and blue.
Suddenly everybody started shouting abuse at me from the roadside and the fucking coppers arrested me!

Still, a wank's a wank.
My wife attacked me last night. She ran at me with a knife, but I managed to punch her square on the nose and knock her out.

As I then continued to fuck her sister, I tried to figure out why she would want to kill me. Then I remembered...

She's Norwegian. They've all gone fucking mental recently.
I tried to call my wife up today, but she didn't answer her fucking phone. Five minutes later, I get a text:

'Did you want me?'

I replied, 'Yeah - about 20 years ago, when you looked like your sister, you fat cow.'
Bad things to say to your girlfriend after she finds out you've been cheating on her,

1)Technically, I was fucking a condom and the condom was fucking her.
2)It doesn't count as cheating if I paid for it.
3)The man boobs and long hair made me think it was you.
4)Your sister has almost the same DNA as you.
5)Your brother has almost the same DNA as you.
6)She was just keeping it warm for you.
7)I got you a present.........................herpes!
"Louise and John next door have pet names for each other," said my wife with her hands on her hips.

"And?" I said.

"And I want one too," she moaned.

"Alright," I sighed. "What do you want then?"

"I don't know," she giggled while twisting her hair around her finger, "something sweet, but also something sexy."

"What about 'Sarah'?" I said,

"No," she frowned.

"Why not?" I asked.

"Because it's my fucking sister's name."
My sister went fucking ape shit when she caught me spying on her having sex with her boyfriend.

For fuck's sake, it wasn't my fault they walked into her bedroom and started going at it hammer and tongs while I was in her wardrobe sniffing her knickers.

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