The best defence pleas never heard in a court of law.....
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* In my defence your hounour, she kept saying no, but I know she'd love it once it was in.
* 12??? The bitch told me she was 14!
* The victim can't have identified me your honour, it was very dark, and I was wearing a mask.
* She was ginger, its not as if she would get any action otherwise.
* She kept waging her tail and barking at me, if that isn't a come on then I don't know what is.
* No your honour, The rape wasn't premeditated, I always walk about with a knife and gag in my pocket.
* Yes I know she's my sister but i mean come on Look at that ass, wouldn't you.
* "Yes I know she's 12 but I mean come on Look at that ass, wouldn't you"
* "Yes I know she's a sheep but I mean come on Look at that ass, wouldn't you"
* Look your honour, If the parents didn't want there kids to get raped, They shouldn't have let them go out dressed all sexy like that.
* And I put it to you, your honour, that that child is sexy.
* Don't blame me, some guys at sickipedia put me up to it.
*No your honour, My client did not beat my wife to death with a claw hammer... It was a crowbar, And if the police got that wrong what other facts have they got wrong, I demand a miss-trial and that my client be released.
*Thank you for finding me not Guilty, Please can I have my hammer back
* How the Fuck was i to know rape still counts even if shes ugly
* Yes your honour it is a donkey but its the only ass I can afford.
* She didn't cry rape until the cheque bounced...
* i did say "surprise", so technically its not rape
* She couldn't have said no, I had my cock in her mouth.
* She couldn't have said no, she was too young.