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Kanye West is gonna interrupt his funeral...

"Yo, Patrick Swayze, I know you just died and all and I'm gonna let you finish... But Michael Jackson's Death was the best one this year."
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Joke by Lucazade in Celebrities - Kanye West - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 2,562.6


I'm sweating like...

a dyslexic on Countdown
a Sri Lankian on a tour bus
a Sickipedian Watching Grange Hill
a paedo in a playground
a fat man at a buffet
a nun at a cucumber stall
Gary Glitter in Mothercare
a fat bird at a disco
Mel Gibson at a Bar Mitzvah
a Muslim at passport control
a blind lesbian in a fish market/sushi bar
a nigger on a rape charge
Vanessa Feltz on a treadmill
[...]

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Joke by toolbox88 in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 2,357


When watching Michael Jackson's coffin being pushed away by the Jackson Brothers, was anybody else reminded of those two words...

Cool Runnings.
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Joke by Dr.John in Celebrities - Michael Jackson - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 2,194.6


I see the Michael Jackson film has been rated PG.

Even after he's gone he can't be trusted alone with kids.
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Joke by ThePhoenix in Celebrities - Michael Jackson - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,360


Just thought I would save some people the effort of duplicating jokes.

So Michael Jackson, Jade Goody, Gary Glitter and a chicken are on a Air France flight, when Maddie comes out of the toilet proclaiming "You know you've had a good shit when you come back and someone's found your dead, raped and defiled body!"
The plane then crash-lands by a Library, Jad [...]

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Joke by cockpunch in Other - Internet (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,208.6


Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Randall in Celebrities - Michael Jackson - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,160.4


Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be distraught. She was quoted as saying: "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this." I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by lolmaster in In The News - Madeleine McCann (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 985


Just realised that I posted a joke on here about Michael Jackson just days before he died.

Obviously I thought this must be a bizarre co-incidence, but I wanted to make sure. So I thought I'd write a new joke to test the theory. It starts:

"Gordon Brown, Robert Mugabe, Katie Price, Didier Drogba, My Boss, and all pakis in the UK walk into a pub..."
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Joke by Curry_Man123 in Celebrities - Michael Jackson - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 933.4


What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks.
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Joke by ht in Celebrities - Michael Jackson - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 929.6


My Mum always hides bad news from me. I only just found out about the death of Princess Diana.

Oh well. Seeing Michael Jackson at the O2 tonight should cheer me up.
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Joke by gazzytee in Celebrities - Michael Jackson - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 852.2


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