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I see the Michael Jackson film has been rated PG. Even after he's gone he can't be trusted alone with kids. |
 
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Joke by ThePhoenix which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago
- Current Score: 1283
| Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. |
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Joke by Randall which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago
- Current Score: 1120.2
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Just thought I would save some people the effort of duplicating jokes.
So Michael Jackson, Jade Goody, Gary Glitter and a chicken are on a Air France flight, when Maddie comes out of the toilet proclaiming "You know you've had a good shit when you come back and someone's found your dead, raped and defiled body!" The plane then crash-lands by a Library, Jad [...] |
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Joke by cockpunch which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago
- Current Score: 1106.2
| Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be distraught. She was quoted as saying: "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this." |
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Joke by lolmaster which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago
- Current Score: 914.6
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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks. |
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Joke by ht in In The News - Michael Jackson - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 907
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My Mum always hides bad news from me. I only just found out about the death of Princess Diana. Oh well. Seeing Michael Jackson at the O2 tonight should cheer me up. |
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Joke by gazzytee in Celebrities - Michael Jackson - Added: 4 months ago
- Current Score: 802.6
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The Sickipedia Awards!
Prize winners........bj Most anticipated event. Winner: Jade Goody death! Award for Daftest Cunt. Winner: Francesca Anobile! Hide and Seek Champion. Winner: Madeleine Mcann! Living Legend Award. Winner: The Librarian! And the Award for work over The past 25 years. Winner: Josef Fritzl! Literary Prize. Winner: Elisabeth Fritzl's Diary Lifetime Achievement. Winner: Baby P [...] |
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Joke by hotshot1992 which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago
- Current Score: 789.8
| Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven. |
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Joke by MAKAVELI which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago
- Current Score: 776.2
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Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson in one evening. Database Latency too high... predictably. |
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Joke by faggotsnpeas which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago
- Current Score: 709
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Kanye West is gonna interupt his funeral... ''Yo, Patrick Swayze, I know you just died and all, and I'm gonna let you finish... But Michael Jackson's Death was the best one this year''. |
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Joke by Lucazade which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago
- Current Score: 684.6
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