I've got a real problem. You know those women you'd give anything for, but you know you can't have? Well, i've got it really bad for one right now. Worse thing is, she knows i'm into her and that just turns her on more. I can't stop thinking about her. But i know, I KNOW it'll only end in tears. So I told myself the next time i saw her i was gonna resist.

Nice idea.

God, she was all over me as soon as I stepped in the door, kissing and touching me. Then she suddenly cools off with no warning. A total cock tease. She's always dressed immaculately, and today was no different. She was wearing this breezy little floral number, down to just below her knees; minimum jewellery - just a bracelet and a simple necklace. Real classy.

We talked for a bit, and she made us some lunch. Then, as she was clearing away she "accidentally" dropped a knife. Fuck me, she bent down SO SLOWLY, letting out the sexiest little groan you ever heard. As I was sitting there in the chair, taking in the view, all I could think was:

"Shit...if you weren't my grandmother you would be in SERIOUS TROUBLE right now."
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