Anal Jokes

My girlfriend takes me by the hand and leads me down to the games room.

She gets on top of the snooker table and onto her hands and knees.

She's got on a skirt and I can see she's not wearing any knickers.

She says, "Pink or brown. Take your pick."

I said, "How the fuck can I play snooker when you're on the table?!"

Stupid cow.
True Story

Met an Australian girl in the pub last week. We were all over each other and I decided to take her back to mine. After a few more drinks and some heavy petting, I tried to stick my hand down her pants. She immediately stopped me and said

"Sorry mate, got the rag in. But you can stick one up the shite pipe if you like"

Aussie girls are a classy lot.