Aphrodisiacs Jokes

An open letter to spammers:

When you ask “Do I want a bigger cock?” the answer is no, my equipment is exactly the right size and I get satisfaction every time.

When you ask “Do I want Viagra so I can shag all night?” the answer is no, after I have emptied my sack I want to sleep, if I wanted to stay awake all night I would do some speed and go to a rave.

It seems to me that you are asking the wrong people these questions.
Me and the girlfriend read that Rhino horn makes a good aphrodisiac, so we thought we would try it.
We just got out of hospital after two months in intensive care.

Apparently breaking into the Rhino Enclosure at Chessington wasn't a good idea after all.