Birth Jokes

By all means attend the birth of your child, but do not head down towards the business end of the birth. It's like watching your favourite pub go up in flames.
My wife just ran into the front room and screamed, "The baby's coming"
I said, "But it's the cup final today"
She said, "Well you'll just have to miss it then"
I said, "Ah nice one .. I knew you'd understand"