Breasts Jokes

I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling their breasts.

"Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."

After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.

"Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?"

"Yesterday?" I replied.
A guy proposed a one pound bar bet to a full figured girl.

Despite her dress being buttoned to the neck, he bet he could touch her breasts without touching her clothes.

Since this didn't seem remotely possible, she was intrigued and accepted the bet.

He stepped up, cupped his hands around her breasts and squeezed firmly.

With a baffled look, she said, "Hey, you touched my clothes."

And he replied: "Okay. I owe you a pound."
A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.

A company spokesperson declares this a major breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts without listening to them.
This bloke came up to me and said, "Your wife's got lovely big tits. Would you mind if I had a feel?"

"Sure mate, go for it. She won't mind."

Afterwards, the undertaker thanked me for being a great sport and we closed the coffin lid.