Doggy Style Jokes

My wife was wearing a short nightie this morning as she was cooking breakfast. She went down on all fours to get the cooking oil from under the sink and got her hair caught in the pipes.

Never one to miss an opportunity, I fucked off down the pub.
I fucked the wife doggy style last night. First I sniffed her arse, to which she screamed "what the fuck are you doing". Then I latched onto her back and shoved my cock in her as she struggled to get away yelping. And then I bit her.