Erections Jokes

David Beckham has joked that when he is in bed with Victoria she always teases him for having such a small cock, but his teammates in the shower after football always compliment him on how massive it is.

Well, that's the difference an erection makes...
I got an erection whilst I was on the bus today.

So I casually put my hand in my pocket and pulled my cock to the side so nobody would notice, then I got off the bus.

I just stood at the bus stop for about 20 minutes waiting for my cock to go soft.

People on the bus must have been thinking, "What the fuck is this driver up to?"
This woman came back to my flat and she took a look around. She was really impressed and asked me if I owned any other properties........

I have no idea why she slapped me when I explained I had a nice, little semi down South.