Feet Jokes

I met a girl in a club the other day. We had all the same interests and I finally plucked up the courage to tell her that I had a foot fetish. There was silence, then she replied, "so do I."

I was so excited and rushed her back to my flat. We got in the bedroom, I kissed and licked her feet all over until I got the biggest raging hard on. You can imagine my disappointment when she got up, put her clothes on and walked out.

"Whats up?" I shouted - "Look at the size of my fucking erection, it must be 11 fucking inches long!"

"Yeah, a fucking inch too short!" She replied.
I took this beautiful girl home last night. We got into bed and she started riding up and down on me screaming, "Wow! That's so big! It must be one foot!"

I said, "That is my foot."
My wife has just phoned me to say she has broken down on the motorway and asked if I could come and tow her.

I don't see how freaky motorway foot sex is going to help.
A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to 225 Westland St. By mistake, he went to 255 Westland St, the office of a podiatrist. Being met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised but intrigued him. She directed him to an examining room and told him to uncover and someone would be with him soon.

He loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair and was really getting aroused because of the strange and different approach this house offered. Finally the doctor's assistant, a really gorgeous redhead entered and found him sitting in the chair with his large member in his hand. "My goodness", she exclaimed, "I was expecting to see a foot." "Well," he said, "if you're going to complain about an inch then I'll take my business elsewhere."
My wife came home with a new pair of shoes,

"I've bought a pair of fuck me shoes, " she said,

"great, get them on and lets get upstairs, " I said,


"no, it's not those type, it's the type that are going to make you say, 'Fuck me!' when you see the price, " she replied.