I stopped my car in a lay-by last night and had sex with a complete stranger.

As I sat there with one hand on the steering wheel, she suddenly climbed on top of me and said, "The deal is you must pull out just before ejaculating."

I agreed and a few minutes later, as I got the urge to shoot my load, I quickly pulled out.

Knocking some poor cunt off his motorbike.
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