Men Jokes

The first toilet bowl was invented by Thomas Crapper, but credit for inventing the first toilet brush goes to his wife.

Having left a skidmark on her husband's invention, she looked into the bowl and thought; 'What I need is a long-handled brush, to remove the offending stain hygienically'.

Mr Crapper would have beaten her to the idea, but an hour earlier he had looked down at his own skidmark and thought; 'I bet I could blast that off by pissing on it.'
Statistically,women think men are shallow because they constantly need their egos stroked.

Why would I want my ego stroked when I've got a cock.
" How old is your new girlfriend?"

"She's forty-six, actually."

"Hahahaa!! She's old enough to be your mother!"

"Yes, but she's not my mother, she's your mother."