Paedophile Jokes

A man walked into a primary school at home time for the children.

One young teacher approached the man and asked him, "So, which child is yours?"

To which the man replied, "I don't mind, surprise me."
It's so awkward when you send a private text message to the wrong person.

The other day I wrote a message, "Hey babe, thinking of U makes my cock hard, can't wait to sex U up 2night" and sent it to my 10-year-old daughter.

Imagine how embarrassing it would have been if I'd sent that to the wrong person.