Peeping Tom Jokes

The girl across the road from me always gets changed in her bedroom without shutting the curtains. I mean, what's a guy to do? There's a hot girl about 20 yards away from you naked, with her bedroom lights on and nothing left to the imagination. It can't surely be classed as stalking, it's her own fault for not concealing herself more.

"Fair point," said the policeman,"But she's seven years-old. You're under arrest."