Penis Jokes

Three gay men are in an internet chatroom bragging about the size of their dicks.

White guy: "My dick is so big I have to drop my trousers to take it out"

Black guy: "That's nothing, my dick is so big I can turn my monitor on and off with it while I'm sat in my chair"

Indian guy: "Well my dick is so big that if I laid it out on my keyboard it would stretch all the way from A-Z."

"Wait...shit!"
Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection.

"What's that, Mummy?" asks the child.
"Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on.

A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?"
"That, son, is the elephant's penis."
"Mummy said it was nothing."
"Your mother's spoiled, Son!"