Pervert Jokes

At the store where I work, a lady was trying to return some of her teenage daughter's underwear that didn't fit properly. We have a strict "no underwear returns" policy...
Normally.
You should've seen Emma at work today - short black miniskirt that was just tight enough to emphasize the curve of her shapely buttocks. It rides up just far enough when she sits down to give you a tantalising glance of her lacy black panties. Her white blouse, with buttons undone low enough to let you see her black bra which is tight enough and low enough to give you just a tiny suggestion of bare nipple.

I've got no chance with her though - somehow she's got the idea in her head I'm a fucking pervert.
Facebook should make a bigger deal over privacy, certainly as far as photos are concerned.

I managed to find a really attractive girl I'd seen before, and without adding her, I could see all her photos, including some in a bikini.

I mean, she's lucky it's only me wanking and not some pervert.