I was walking down a street when the woman in front of me dropped her bags. She asked me for help.

"Of course I'll help," I said to her, "With how beautiful you are, I bet you can get a man to do anything."

She giggled and flirted back by touching my arm and saying, "With how strong you are, I bet you can get a woman to do anything."

I laughed and said, "Yes, I can actually."

Then I raped her.
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