I was walking through the park the other day when I saw next doors little girl hiding in the bushes.
Well, I had a big toy snake under my arm that I'd taken home from work and thought it would be funny to scare the little tyke, as I approached I wiped my big scary snake out and waggled it in the bushes she jumped out, screaming with about four of her little friends and they squirted me with there water pistols.
''did my big scary snake scare you?'' I said laughing,
''yes it did, so we squirted you all over, and now your all wet, na na na na na!!'' they josted.

realizing how this could sound at a later stage to another adult, possibly one of the mothers I quickly suffocated the five little girls using a plastic bag and superior strength. I then rolled them crudely into the bush, hiding the body's. i phoned the police and told them I saw a black man acting suspiciously with some children and made my way home. all the while thinking how i do rather get my self into silly pickles.
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