Siblings Jokes

I've got to stop drinking so much.

Last night I went to a bondage club and met 2 beautiful blonde sisters who said they were savage.

Next morning in the cold light of day I realised they had meant Lily and Robbie.
I had been thinking of having a nice steak for dinner all day at work today. When I got home, my wife was actually cooking steak.
"I've been thinking of steak all day." I smiled, "How did you know?"
"Didn't you know I'm a mind reader?" She winked.

What a woman! That means she doesn't mind me thinking of her sister every time we have sex.
"I wasn't planning on buying those shoes,"my wife said."I just saw them,and had to have them."

"No worries,"I replied.

"By the way, did I tell you I bumped into your sister in the pub last night?"
It was a sight to behold: she was lying naked on the bed, spread eagled. Her vagina was perfectly trimmed and wide. I had gone to pay a flying visit but she didn't know I was there yet, so I decided to have a wank there and then.
I was rudely interupted when a man said, "Excuse me Sir, that's disgusting! You'll have to leave."
Outraged, I said "You can't tell me to leave! She's my sister and I'll watch the birth if I want to, Doctor."