Sperm Jokes

Two sperms are having a race. One sperm says, "Fuck me all this swimming is knackering me, how long till we reach the womb?"
The second sperm says, "Fucking long way to go yet mate - we've only just gone past her tonsils!"
"Excuse me," I said to the woman sat in front of me on the bus, "You have some semen on the back of your jacket."

"I'm sure it's not semen," she said, "It's probably yoghurt."

"It's definitely semen," I said, "I don't ejaculate yoghurt."
A girl takes a dress into the dry cleaners and asks for it to be cleaned.

The man, who is a little deaf, says, "Come again?"

The girl blushes and replies, "No, it's yoghurt this time."